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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 15:53
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
Then came..
share office space ...
No go.
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.